Kissing And Slap

Kissing And Slap
A Nepali guy, an Indian guy, a beautiful girl and an old woman are sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there was a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The old woman, beautiful girl and the Indian guy are sitting there looking perplexed. The Indian guy is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. The old woman is thinking: That Indian guy must have tried to kiss that girl and got slapped. The Indian guy is thinking: "Damn it, that Nepali guy must have tried to kiss the beautiful girl, she thought it was me and slapped me instead." The beautiful girl is thinking: "That Indian guy must have moved to kiss me, but kissed the old lady instead and got slapped." The Nepali guy is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap that Indian guy again."

WHEN DREAMS COME TRUE

I still remember the
First time I saw you.
Twinkling eyes,a sweet smile
Found in very few.
Your innocent
behaviour
And positive manner Were the things
I treasured the most.
The way you speak With a smile on your
face
Made me realise that
You were the best.
Every time I saw you
I could not help smiling
I felt butterflies in my stomach
And thought You are the one for me.
The moment you look at me.
I fell in love with you
And when you came into my life
I felt my dream had
Finally come true.

CHILDHOOD

Childhood was the best
Better than the rest
Those moments of happiness.
Made my life so fresh

Never needed to be careful,
Always careless,
Parents in the home
And teachers in the school,
Caring for us

But now those moments are gone
They can never return,
Only the memories are left,
To remember those moments.

YOUR SMILE

Your smile in not only a smile; it's my aim in life.
It gives me power to fight against the bullets and knife.
Your smile is not only a smile; it's energy to my soul.
It gives me power to achieve my destiny, my goal.
Your smile is not only a smile, it's something really bright.
It gives me power to separate the wrong from right.
Your smile is not only a smile, it's a sun light.
It gives me power to see and clears my sight.
Your smile is not only a smile, because for me, you are worth a lot.
And you are the most precious gift I ever got.

BELOVED ONE, BELOVED ONE

Beloved one, beloved one!
Let me be your sacred one.
I am ur,and ur mine
we are all in love divine.

Take my life and make me you.
Make me just as loving too.
You are there and I am too.
Let me work in love for you.

Let me on the journey through;
All the way back home to you.
I am yours and you are mine.
We are all in love divine.

Oh my lord I pray to thee-
make me humble on my knee.
I will serve the best I can
see your love in every man.

We are where love is born,
Please make me your beloved one.

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No one in this world is rich enough to buy his own PAST. So enjoy each moment before it get beyond your reach

once upon a time there were two cat couple. they were in deep love. but a bad incient happens in their life that the female cat was lost adn lost forever. the male cat became so serious and left everything to do in her memories, but sudenly he saw his girlfriend after long gap and he expressed his feelings. do you know how?..................................
SAYING MEOAW........................................

About My Design

Love is the most beautiful and precious gift of god which is innate in everyone's heart.

Love is nature feeling which come from the inner-core of our soul. It is a feeling which
is present in all of us,no matter weather we are rich or poor ,rash or prudent,beautiful or not.

Love does not base itself on status.In fact, it thrives on trust, belief discipline,acceptance,
cooperation and manner of traits.Love is always there for us,but the only thing we take from
it is our sense of belomgingness ,prosperity and progress.

Welcome to Crazy Zone

Three men were hiking through a forest......when they came upon a large raging, violent river.
Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:

' God, please give me the strength to cross the river.

Poof!!!

God gave him big arms and strong legs...
and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours,
having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed:

'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river'

Poof!!!

God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs......and he was able to row across
in about an hour
after almost capsizing once
Seeing what happened to the first two men,
the third man prayed:

'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river'

Poof!!!

HE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!!

She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream......
and walked across the bridge



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